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1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
As long as their arn't any Mimes involved.
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
...Oh Gawd... Rosengard.....
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
The trail of burning bodies and mushroom cloud behinde me should answer the question.
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
a week ago. Nick.
5. What are you excited for?
Finishing another chapter on my fiction press story 'I am the Tears in Your Eyes.'
6. What were you doing yesterday?
Fighting florida shaped Canadian Ninjas ontop of the empire state building while wearing a Yellow banana suit and using a 48 inch long Spork as a weapon.
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
...Nobody.
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Grape
9. Have a best friend?
Yes.
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
Incredibely scared.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Yes.
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Myself.
13. What time is it right this second?
10:36PM
14. What do you want right now?
Play Aces High 2
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Nobody wants to take a picture with me...
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Single and Confused.
17. When was the last time you cried?
About five minutes ago.
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
No.
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Very hard, i trust some people but i think people will hurt me if i do.
20. How fast does your mind change?
very f-oh look a lightbulb....
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
I miss my dog Hank... and my cats and pet snake and my parents and my sister and my friends and my...
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
I am anything but OK...
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Pain.
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
Is sombody going to hurt me? Why do they hate me? Why am i different. I see things other people can't.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
I don't really know.
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
I once wore my sisters jeans to school by accident. they were skinny and fit me.
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
a week ago.
28. When is your next road trip?
On it right now.
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Unless my sister counts, then not really... i think.... mabye.... i guess... i don't really know... I have trouble talking to girls. ANY girl. in ANY situation. hell i have trouble talking to anyone in gneral...
30. How's your heart?
Crying.
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
I feel insignificant all the time. even when im sleeping.
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
WHO IN GODS NAME WOULD EVEN CONSIDER BEING MY FRIEND?!
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Sit in a corner. For real.
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
i have a better chance being hit by a tank sized flying tolite with a rocket strapped to its back with two naked women painted on the side in crayon and a beaver jammed in the bowl.
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
if my parents and sister count then many.
36. Who do you not get along with?
people who dont understand.
37. What does your 3rd recent text say?
Here.
38. What are you wearing right now?
Shirt.
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
I'm locked in a room with myself aparently...
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
about a month ago.
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Girl: Sriex.
Boy: Chiyuta.
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
*Sits up in bed* "Why the fuck does everythign taste like shoelace."
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
ANYONE, i don't wanna be lonely.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
I dont crack knuckles. I CRACK MINDS.
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Internet.
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
CNS
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
don't have any i think.
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
watching red Vs Blue.
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
I don't even want to think about that! I'd most likely kill myself...
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
...I asked somone what 'Virgen' means....
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
The dark is afraid of me...
52. Do you have good vision?
I guess.
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
I dont trip. I FALL.
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
no but i slammed a head into a locker.
55. Are you Irish?
no.
56. Do you use chap stick?
yes.
57. Do you have any scars?
I have them but not on my skin.
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Myself.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
People would rather DIE then date me.
60. Name the last person to text you?
Nick
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
no. but then again, no one would ever marry me in the first place.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
... Ahhh.... no.
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a J?
No.
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left.
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
recive word that bride has killed herself out of fear of actually having to marry me.
66. Do you fall for people easily?
No, i think they;ll just hurt me.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
No.
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Yes and No.
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Nightmare.
70. Want someone back in your life?
Hank.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
No it will not.
72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
white.
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
...
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
It tears somthing out of me.
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
No.
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
Its forced. but even the forcing it is forced to be forced.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Nobody ever will... why bother...
As long as their arn't any Mimes involved.
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
...Oh Gawd... Rosengard.....
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
The trail of burning bodies and mushroom cloud behinde me should answer the question.
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
a week ago. Nick.
5. What are you excited for?
Finishing another chapter on my fiction press story 'I am the Tears in Your Eyes.'
6. What were you doing yesterday?
Fighting florida shaped Canadian Ninjas ontop of the empire state building while wearing a Yellow banana suit and using a 48 inch long Spork as a weapon.
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
...Nobody.
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Grape
9. Have a best friend?
Yes.
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
Incredibely scared.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Yes.
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Myself.
13. What time is it right this second?
10:36PM
14. What do you want right now?
Play Aces High 2
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Nobody wants to take a picture with me...
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Single and Confused.
17. When was the last time you cried?
About five minutes ago.
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
No.
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Very hard, i trust some people but i think people will hurt me if i do.
20. How fast does your mind change?
very f-oh look a lightbulb....
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
I miss my dog Hank... and my cats and pet snake and my parents and my sister and my friends and my...
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
I am anything but OK...
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Pain.
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
Is sombody going to hurt me? Why do they hate me? Why am i different. I see things other people can't.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
I don't really know.
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
I once wore my sisters jeans to school by accident. they were skinny and fit me.
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
a week ago.
28. When is your next road trip?
On it right now.
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Unless my sister counts, then not really... i think.... mabye.... i guess... i don't really know... I have trouble talking to girls. ANY girl. in ANY situation. hell i have trouble talking to anyone in gneral...
30. How's your heart?
Crying.
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
I feel insignificant all the time. even when im sleeping.
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
WHO IN GODS NAME WOULD EVEN CONSIDER BEING MY FRIEND?!
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Sit in a corner. For real.
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
i have a better chance being hit by a tank sized flying tolite with a rocket strapped to its back with two naked women painted on the side in crayon and a beaver jammed in the bowl.
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
if my parents and sister count then many.
36. Who do you not get along with?
people who dont understand.
37. What does your 3rd recent text say?
Here.
38. What are you wearing right now?
Shirt.
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
I'm locked in a room with myself aparently...
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
about a month ago.
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Girl: Sriex.
Boy: Chiyuta.
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
*Sits up in bed* "Why the fuck does everythign taste like shoelace."
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
ANYONE, i don't wanna be lonely.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
I dont crack knuckles. I CRACK MINDS.
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Internet.
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
CNS
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
don't have any i think.
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
watching red Vs Blue.
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
I don't even want to think about that! I'd most likely kill myself...
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
...I asked somone what 'Virgen' means....
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
The dark is afraid of me...
52. Do you have good vision?
I guess.
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
I dont trip. I FALL.
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
no but i slammed a head into a locker.
55. Are you Irish?
no.
56. Do you use chap stick?
yes.
57. Do you have any scars?
I have them but not on my skin.
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Myself.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
People would rather DIE then date me.
60. Name the last person to text you?
Nick
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
no. but then again, no one would ever marry me in the first place.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
... Ahhh.... no.
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a J?
No.
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left.
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
recive word that bride has killed herself out of fear of actually having to marry me.
66. Do you fall for people easily?
No, i think they;ll just hurt me.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
No.
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Yes and No.
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Nightmare.
70. Want someone back in your life?
Hank.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
No it will not.
72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
white.
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
...
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
It tears somthing out of me.
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
No.
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
Its forced. but even the forcing it is forced to be forced.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Nobody ever will... why bother...
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Devious Journal Entry
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There are some people who are getting too fake here on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and re-post in your own bulletin. Lets see who the true friends are and I think I know who you are... Re-post this if you are a friend...Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Friends"
I agree with this 100%
I agree with this 100%
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Devious Journal Entry
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Nothing has happened that is intresting, now leave me alone.
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Blow it up.
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I just recently installed the First Strike DLC from play station store for COD black ops. and i can only say one thing.
HOLE-EE-FUCK-IT-IS-AWSOME.
Not only that but the new map for zombie mode is raeptastic. and i fucking own with a AK-47 and crossbow, Don't mess.
HOLE-EE-FUCK-IT-IS-AWSOME.
Not only that but the new map for zombie mode is raeptastic. and i fucking own with a AK-47 and crossbow, Don't mess.
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KITTEHS! KITTEHS! AND MOER KITTEHS!!! :D
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LOOKAH MAH KITTEH COLLECTION! I'M GONNA BE COLLECTION KITTEHS FROM NOW ON! SO GIMME LEADS TO GOOD PICS OF DEM!
Eh-hem...
what i mean is that it seems that spending time with cats seems to help my depression out slightly. so therefor i am going to surround myself with Cats. i think you will understand.
Eh-hem...
what i mean is that it seems that spending time with cats seems to help my depression out slightly. so therefor i am going to surround myself with Cats. i think you will understand.
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